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Alyssa Milano & The Curious Case of Snatched Tittyball Nectar



Everyone that has flown to London knows that Heathrow is a bitch and a half, but just when you thought they were getting a bit more lax on policy the following news leaks and re-establishes the airport as the top contender for f*ckerization.
According to actress Alyssa Milano (Who’s the Boss, Charmed), Heathrow will not only frisk you to death, but they will also confiscate your sweet tittyball nectar!

Milano, who is no stranger to issuing verbal slap, took to Twitter to voice her displeasure…




“@HeathrowAirport just took my pumped breast milk away. 10 ounces. Gone. Not okay. They said they would let the pumped milk through if I had the baby with me. Why would I need to pump if I had the baby with me????”

Heathrow responded back to Milano…

“Hi Alyssa. Unfortunately, without a baby present, the government requires all liquids in carry-ons to follow the 100ml rule.”

So all you mothers out there: if you fly in to Heathrow, bring the canned milk and spare your chesticles!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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