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The Amber Files: Have You Heard?!


Amber Heard
you think you look scared NOW, Johnny? Just you wait!

If you were not aware of who she really was before, Amber Heard is about to make sure that you know her name and know it well before this entire divorce from Johnny Depp blows over. After all the movies she has made, the point is clear:

Her career needs this!

So, for those that thought the soon to be ex-wife would be fading into the distance without a peer, think again. Heard not only has the peeps, but she has the beeps, bells, and whistles. More than enough to make Johnny’s divorce lawyers suggest that he show her the mon-AY!


On Friday, Heard sashayed her hot body into an LA courthouse and requested a restraining order, claiming that Depp went into a rage and turned her movie star face inside out. Maybe now she will show us all how good an actress she is when there is real money on the line. Because in the past, no one has given a flying f*ck about her alleged acting skills.

But, we digress…

Depp, for his part, looked at all his wealth and decided to call for backup: not soon afterwards, the mother of his two children, Vanessa Paradis, was writing handwritten letters claiming Depp was nothing but a kitten throughout their nearly 15-year relationship.

But who knows what can turn a man after his sweet mama dies? Heard filed for divorce less than a week after Depp’s mother died and according to many, she was not fond of Johnny’s new missus. Heard is not to be deterred and claims that…

Amber Heard

“Although Johnny is extremely wealthy, he refuses to provide me with any direct support.” Heard claims that she only made $260,000 in 2015. To that, Verbal SLAPS says?

Oh boo-f*ckin’ hoo, Amber! Get a better job or a better acting role. But that would require acting, so alas…?

The story on the playground right now is that Depp might have to pay Amber some hush money, but the question is just how much will he have to pay her to protect his fanbase (especially the ladies), and salvage his career?

Stay tuned…

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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