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Amber Heard & The Curious Case of Upward Heaux-bility©


All these other trixxx in Hollywood better grab their driver and direct them towards the heaux of the moment and pray she gives them the recipe and the keys to moving in only one direction:

Up, forward, through!

If you thought Amber Heard was dead and done with after quitting the bitch that is Johnny Depp, think again. When it comes to returning from the ashes, Amber Heard may not have an acting resume that will set La La Land a-fire, but in all other areas?

Heard’s got it covered!

According to reports, the actress is finally going public with her relationship with billionaire Elon Musk. No one is sure how long these two have been swapping DNA but it is clear. These days? Amber is saying…

“Johnny, WHO?”


The pair were seen holding hands and looking lovingly into one another’s eyes Down Under this past week and with her divorce officially finalized, it looks like Amber has taken the Jody Watley ‘I’m Lookin’ For a New Love‘ path to perdition.

The two have known one another since shooting the movie Machete Kills together and now that Musk is also divorced from his former wife Talulah Riley, who knows what will happen with these two?

So the debate may rage on whether Amber likes men significantly older than her OR if she just likes men significantly richer than her. Either way?

Amber has pull that cannot be denied.


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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