‘As The THOT Turns’, Episode #28: The Time Beyonce Re-Gifted To Avoid THOT-Rot Ordinarily, when you conceive children, a mother cannot wait to get gifts from friends and loved ones. But if you’re Jay Z and Beyoncé, you have criteria that must be met before you can bestow gifts upon the future of music royalty. As Blue Ivy sat on the sidelines counting the checks, receipts, and Tiffany tiaras, one name came across their registry that was immediately marked… RETURN TO SENDER That’s right, folx. As she checked the list and checked it twice, Beyoncé allegedly received a gift from none other than THOT du jour©, Kim Kardashian and didn’t even bother to open them. Instead, she gave them to the help. That’s right. She re-gifted them to the hospital staff where she gave birth. Which means somewhere, a small child is suffering from THOT-rot© and fighting for his or her life. if Blue Ivy says no, the gifts gotsta GO! According to a source, Kim Kardashian sent KKW contouring (ie, Ho-In-Training) kits in a gold box that have a retail value of approximately $150,000. But that’s mere pennies when there’s a billion dollars in the room, and Jayoncé quickly kicked that to the curb. Says an inside source… ‘She thought that, because they weren’t even out yet, Bey would love it. She also sent about $10k worth of clothes for Blue from her and Kanye’s sold-out children’s fashion line and she’d had some pieces specially tailored for the infants.’ Now what mother would want their child to look like a corner trollop and a Mad Max extra?! THOT, bye, NEXT! Related posts: ‘As The THOT Turns’, Episode #24: THOTshots & Showdowns! ‘As The THOT Turns’, Episode #25: When A Ho Has To Re-Brand ‘As The THOT Turns’, Episode #26 – When The Crevice Caves In ‘As The THOT Turns’, Episode #20: Fiancé F*ckery TristonXADES MultimediaTriston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, ‘Heaux Confessionals’. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world’s most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide. Brace yourself. ======= ** support by www.neffmarksman.com ** Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.