Before you stop what you’re doing to call Child Protection Services on Blac Chyna, keep in mind that you may be able to snatch the girl from Tokio Toni’s snatch, but not her mindset from the projects.

 

Enter desperation.

Enter pedophilia.

Enter Devin Haney.

 

Now, before you begin to ask yourself why Blac is straddling the corner like a two dollar trick in a five dollar alley and not collecting those Kardashian child support checks, think on it.

What’s a THOT to do when her game is so weak she has to chase after barely legal boys with no damn sense?

How polarizing is her p*ssy that she cannot manage to get a grown ass man that can legally get into the club?

Are these boys blinded by the fake body parts and pulled clitscuits?

Computer says…

Black Chyna has moved on to another child, professional boxer Devin Haney, who she has been letting bust her guts and 17 asses for a hot minute now, which might be news to her alleged babydaddy #2, YBN Almighty Jay.

You all know how this will end, because you were alive for Robin Givens and Mike Tyson.

This current lust affair is allegedly at least two months in the making, via Instagram no less and apparently Chyna is into him, his entourage, and the ability to see him off before curfew. For those that opine she has ulterior motives, think again. It’s all love.

Insert slow yawn and side-eye here.

We will see how long this bullsh*t lasts. We give it until the end of the summer.

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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