Be careful out there!

It’s not just Mike Tyson chomping off body parts. Now there’s Azealia Banks on the prowl to chew on one of your 2000 parts.
Alert Security!


If you’re in the Tri-State area, be on the lookout, bring out your Game of Thrones-like breastplate armor and pray for the best because one of the poptrixxx is not just going for the jugular.


She’s going for the tittyballs!




As Mike Tyson clutches his pearls in the corner and lisps a dozen Hail Marys, news is spreading that Azealia has exercised her chompers into the bosom of a security guard in the Meatpacking district. At Up&Down Club, the hip hop singer lost what few marbles she has left and bit into the breast of a woman paid to stand there and supposedly protect patrons. Of course, Banks was thrown out of the club, taken down to the police station, then charged with third-degree assault.

Azealia, who allegedly is on Rihanna’s new album, didn’t stop there, slinging spit on the female bouncer and punched her before she was quickly escorted out.

If this was a publicity stunt, we cannot wait until the album release gets closer. In the meantime?


Ladies, protect your tittyballs, clitscuits©, and ass-cheeks cuz Azealia is apparently hungry for nether-region!




Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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