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HOLLYWOOD - MARCH 23: (FILE PHOTO) Actors Ben Affleck and fiancee Jennifer Lopez attend the 75th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theater on March 23, 2003 in Hollywood, California. Police in North Carolina have issued a warrant for the arrest of Ben Affleck after a woman claimed that he threatened to kill her. In a sworn statement in front of a magistrate the woman, Tara Ray, testified that Affleck had followed her home and communicated threats to her. Aflleck's spokesman called the allegation as absurd and defamatory. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Bennifer: Part Deux?



Before you shake your head no-no-no, remember that stranger things have happened.



Since announcing their impending divorce only a few days ago, the media is trying to break down the relationship and figure out what went wrong, but at Verbal SLAPS, we are on to some new ish.


Exit Jennifer Garner.

Enter Jennifer Lopez.

Enter ‘Bennifer: Part Deux’


Now, about fifteen years ago, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were the talk of Hollywood. J.Lo (and her asses) were on everyone’s minds, and they had yet to make Gigli. Suffice it to say that their engagement set La La Land into a frenzy. When the wedding was called off only a few days before saying “I do”, finger-pointing reached an all-time high, Ben Affleck went into hiding, and Jennifer Lopez ran off to the next man.


Fast forward to now and the other Jennifer is no longer in the picture and now, with both of their careers resuscitated, the two are more mature and more adept at handling the press. On paper, it seems as if one thing stands in the way of this reconciliation…





But at Verbal SLAPS, we don’t see this as a deterrent at all. It has already been proven that Jennifer can get all David Copperfield and make Casper disappear at the snap of her manicured fingers, so all she has to do is snap one time and Casper will be G-H-O-S-T.


And we’d be willing to bet that most people would rather see Jennifer Lopez reconnected with Ben Affleck than walking the red carpets with Casper Smart any damn day.


Do you agree?


Computer says ____….


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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