To say we didn’t (nor did anyone else, for that matter) see this one is coming is the understatement to end all statements. We need to take a breath or two before we even type this up, but?

**deep breath**

Toni Braxton has flown the coop!

According to reports, Toni B. has been hooking up with Birdman and if reports hold, this is not their first time at the rodeo as they have been keeping this relationship on the down low. And for her part, can you blame Toni?

Look at him!

In the grand tradition of Christina Milian and Lil Wayne, the ugly have landed a beauty and there’s lots of moolah involved. You all know Toni is always this close to filing for bankruptcy AGAIN and she needs a man that can take care of her, her ass, AND her assets.

In comes the Birdman to throw some respeck into her vaults?! We’re not sure how long this rendezvous will last, but for now, we congratulate these two for keeping their love under the radar.

Who needs to see all those photos anyway?

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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