Blake & Gwen

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, who have been tapping each other’s nether-regions in front of the public for what seems like forever and a day now, are finally getting hitched and putting an end to their living in absolute sin, debauchery, and other forms of f*ckery.

According to sources close to both, they are not having a small ceremony, but are instead going the big and fabulous route by hiring celebrity wedding designer Jerri Woolworth, who works primarily out of Nashville and New York.

No word yet on if a date has been set, but what we really want to know is if Gwen will be able to carry another baby from Blake? Her eggs should be almost gone at this point in the game, but if Janet can get knocked up at 50, anything is possible.

Especially when you have the cold, hard.

As in cash!


Stay tuned…

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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