Brad Pitt

If the deluge of reports are anything close to reality, it looks as if Sienna Miller and Brad Pitt might be doin’ it!

Now, before we jump to conclusions that they’ve jumped in the sack together, bear in mind that Sienna Miller has been linked with nearly every man in Hollywood that has a pulse, so this isn’t exactly a shocker. Sienna probably had a poster of Pitt in her makeup trailer just counting the days until she could hurl her nether-region at Brad once Angelina got done with him. And now that he is (more or less) available, Miss Miller wants her filler!

Brad Pitt

According to some pretty damn reliable sources, the two were spotted swapping DNA at a dinner in Hollywood in April and even though Miller denies it, who can believe the woman who has been known to cavort her clitscuits© with her co-stars any chance she gets? Now that Brad is producing her upcoming movie, The Lost City Of Z, perhaps this is her way of tipping?

And in further proof of f*ckery, the two were caught stroking one another and holding hands at the Glastonbury festival over the weekend. Now, if Sienna is not letting Brad pet on her glorious tittyballs we all should catch her in a corner and beat some damn sense into her. According to one source on the scene…

“the A-listers met up at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning in the festival’s exclusive Rabbit Hole area before retiring to their VIP Winnebago.”

When cunt-fronted with possible trickery, Miller claimed…

“I’m not going to even dignify it with a response. It’s predictable and silly.”

Brad Pitt

Yeah, Sienna…

It’s so preDICKtable.

For Sienna’s sake, she’d better hope that Angelina, aka The Steeltrap Thundercat©, is done and through with Brad because we’re sure she wouldn’t want to meet Angie in a dimly lit alley at 2am in the morning after the Golden Globes!

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, so expect Sienna’s snatch to explode with flames in 5,4,3,2…

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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