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Bristol Palin & The Curious Case of the Compromised Coochie

Bristol Palin has done it again!

The daughter of once Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin has just announced she’s knocked up yet again with a bastard bun in her polluted oven and she is telling the media that she doesn’t want any lectures. But at Verbal SLAPS we are not here to lecture the medulla oblongata-less.
We are here to read triflin’ trixxxx!

So for those that were shocked that Sarah Palin ‘left’ Fox News the other day, please know that her departure was an attempt to deflect attention away from her poon-poppin’ progeny. And since Sarah’s no-no hole canNOT viably carry a fetus anymore, she cannot claim this one and hide it away as her own.
Yes, we said it!

So all the Republicans that are against abortion might want to reconsider that stance, because?
At the end of the day, the world doesn’t need anymore Kardashians, Trumps, Duggars, or Palins.
Let’s all rally and find all these families and snatch their uteruses for a better tomorrow!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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