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Charlie Sheen & The New Definition Of Anger Management

Charlie Sheen

Move over, Ryan Lochte! The original bad boy is back on the scene and snatching the crown that is rightfully his!

Charlie Sheen is on some next level type of f*ckery when it comes to pimpin’, peen, and other forms of penetration. The latest people to get caught up in his elixir of eratic?

His two ex-wives.

Now we all know that playing Russian roulette with your nether-region can lead to a number of f*cked up situations, but we are not Charlie Sheen! The Hollywood badboy is yet again in financial trouble, but this time, his exes have banded together to save their bank accounts as his reaches resuscitation necessitation.

Charlie Sheen
Denise and Brooke have babies to feed! BABIES!!!!

Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller, exes of Sheen’s and mothers to four of his kids, originally were each receiving $55,000 a month in child support, but now that it looks like Sheen is going to have to settle up with every hooker this side of the Mississippi in the coming months/years, they have fled to their lawyers to hammer out a deal that gives them less, but keeps them off Skid Row.

Under the new deal, both Richards and Mueller will have to settle for approximately $25,000 a month. If they’d continued on in court, reports were that the two would have to settle for less than $10,000 a month each and even a golddigger that never passed 3rd grade math knows that is not a come-up. Further details of the agreement include some prime real estate for both and an upcoming television show with Denise.

Now watch over the coming months as Charlie dumps more of his assets to protect his ass.

Stay tuned…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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