Did we predict(k)t this or what?
In a sure sign that his funds are leaking like a bad tittyball job, Charlie Sheen is allegedly contacting publishers about a tell-all memoir that would give us all a timeline of his thin line between sanity and stupidity. But before he spills all about his secretions, The SheenPeen has a price tag attached. How much does Hollywood’s favorite bastard child want?
$10 million dollars.
The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star, who recently confirmed his HIV-positive status, is now telling his management team to gauge how interested publishing companies are. But already, reports are surfacing that the figure he wants is way too high and no one is clamoring to sign him up.
Says one insider in the know:
“When Charlie starred in ‘Two and a Half Men,’ it was a funny comedy, but the idea of $10 million is even funnier. So much of his life has played out in public, and so much is sordid — in this case there may be too much information. What’s left to find out?”
But another reason why Sheen may want to release a tell-all is because many of his former pieces, bodyguards, and other insignificant others are threatening to give their sides of the story as well.
That’s a lot of memoirs! Bookstores should start building an entire section dedicated to Sheen now.