You better watch your back, Chelsea!
Or should we say veins?
Because Eric Trump may get up out of his coffin, fly over to your LA manse, and suck the Vodka-fied blood right out your neck, sista!
And why is The Donald’s other ugly child so sullen as of late?
Well, it seems that Handler sent out a tweet of destruction that rubbed his Butthead the wrong way after hearing about his wife’s pregnancy:
“Just what we need. Another person with those jeans [sic].” “It’s just sad, right?”
We will ignore Chelsea’s misspelling only because we understood her loud and clear. Eric, in order to defend his wife’s honor, had this to say:
“Sad that society’s gotten to the point where something as beautiful as this and life and babies and innocence . . . really gets taken down like that because of politics. I mean, that’s how divided we’ve become as a nation . . . It’s really, really sad. This is a very special thing and it should be celebrated. When someone spells genes incorrectly, you kind of have to turn your head and ignore it a little.”
He then tried to defend his other ugly siblings with this follow-up:
“Where I find it harder is when I see my little brother, you know, Barron or when I see Tiffany, who’s kind of just coming into her own . . . it’s a little bit tough when you see young children getting hit every single day by grown-ups.There’s supposed to be an unwritten rule and, unfortunately, it’s just not being followed.”
Now, is it anyone’s fault but his father’s that there is no money left in their Emergency Facial Reconstruction Fund? Because as everyone knows…
Ivanka stole it all!