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Chris Brown vs. The Past, Present, & Future #Becky


Chris Brown


As if he stood a chance anyway. Word of advice, Chris? The next time #Becky knocks on your door?

Don’t let her in!

For when #Becky walks into your home, see, things might turn up missing, police reports might be filed, and all the money in the world cannot protect your melanin-covered parts from this tornado of f*ckery.

Does it matter that she has a rap sheet longer than your set list? Does it matter that she is a former beauty queen stripped of her title? Does it matter that she has a tendency to snatch a purse and Flo Jo it out of a 5-star hotel?


And you know why.

Chris Brown

She is #Becky, able to use her white privilege to fly, glide, and levitate over any infractions, simply because she can. It is never #Becky’s first time at the rodeo. There has never been a f*ckerized situation that she cannot wrangle her way out of. She is Ryan Lochte.

With store-bought, glorious tittyballs.

See her saunter and sashay into your house, case it, and then file a police report on you as if YOU did something. Even if you’re innocent, you’re guilty, Mr. Brown. You didn’t just let the fire in. you let in The Firestarter.

Chris Brown

So what have we ultimately learned from this lesson? The next time #Becky knocks at your door?

Don’t answer!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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