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Op/Ed: Cis-Het Men Really Are The Weakest Link (And They Know It)

Behold, the cis-het man and his uncanny ability to make it all about him, yet again!

Behold, Cis-Het Men…

Why are they crying as they still hold the power?
(For now).

They have done any and everything they can to adopt a lifestyle that allows them to be labeled as straight but attain the ‘benefits’ they believe queer men have that they don’t – and which they are jealous of if they are truly honest.

If cis-het weren’t so violent and abusive towards women, maybe they would be more into f*cking them in parking lots, bathroom stalls, forests.

But noooooooooo fast love for the ratchet cis MALES.

So they have ushered forth new labels that speak to their identity yet keep them firmly in het-norm boundaries…

Dad bod.

No homo.


the cis-het man that is heteroflexible? Is tumbling right onto a dildo!

Basically, any label that doesn’t label them as queer and allows them to cling to any threads and shreds of heterosexuality (while they secretly crave a dildo in their no-no hole).

These labels and more have been designed and supported over the years by feeble-minded, weak-willed, irresponsible, and emotionally bankrupt cis-men that are actually jealous of queer men who are able to express their emotions fully and not be suppressed by the gen-pop because of it.

It’s OK, cis-het man. We won’t judge you for some EMOTION, you homie-sexuals! Stop denying your love!

Straight men would love to be more sexually adventurous but what the pandemic has shown is that as they attempt to flock towards swinging and alternative lifestyles, they overlook the crux of all of these, ignore the rules of engagement, and attempt to ‘dive in’ simply to get the tip wet.

And their asses pegged.

We see you, Prince William, bending it like Beckham!

They view it as a quick fix for their dicks and are not willing to put in the work in these areas to understand the dynamics.

Why are these cis-het men trying to graduate to Feeld and f*ck up a legitimate, relatively new app, when they can’t even get OK Cupid, Tindr, or even Raya right?!

Cis-het men would f*ck up a wet dream!

And women that want to love them?

Are absolutely fed the f*ck UP!

This is why women en masse are done with the majority of lazy cis-het men. They’re not willing to put in the work in ANY realm, want to be catered to in EVERY situation, and expect all items to bow down to a superiority that only resides inside their own medulla oblongatas.

Any man that is searching for a woman ‘down on her luck’ is truly in need of therapy and emotional guidance. Any man in pursuit of a woman with no kids – as he neglects the half a half dozen he already has – is covertly destroying communities out of spite.

An aside?

Why are these cis-het men always dragging the queer community when it comes to masculinity? Thinking back, how many queer men do you know that have children that actually take care of them? How many ‘Aunt Gregs’ are out there taking care of children fathered by cis-het men that never step up to the plate?

Go ahead.

I’ll wait!

Why are cis-het men so worried about how everyone else is eating? We may be eating ass en masse, but?

We eating, you starved, parched, weak-willed b*tches!

Go cry over there in the corner with your Xbox, future Incels!

No woman, whether with child, with several, or as single as she wants to be… Should ever have to lower her worth, recalibrate her ambitions, or restructure her life… To appease ANY man not willing to meet her halfway. There is NOTHING wrong with being single. What’s more telling is those desperately trying to un-single.

The Future Is Female

The new NEW normal is probably looking like this:

Cis-women have babies on their own and have their queer male best friend assist in raising their child. Because if they want to see a strong man that is responsible, respectful, and nurturing of women?

The cis-man these days ain’t IT.

Let him stay alone, eating bon-bons, watching torture porn, and licking on his AR-15s!

dear cis-het men: ain’t nobody got time for your crocodile tears!

The rest of us are over here…

Getting LIFE!

How YOU living?

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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