It has finally happened!

After being pregnant for 9000 months, Janet Jackson has pushed out the golden child that is sure to inherit not only the earth, but the entire solar system if mommy and daddy have their way. And as the other poptrixxx of a certain age attempt to finagle their way to marrying billionaires like Janet (Mariah), and having kids after a certain age (Madonna), Janet has checkmated ALL of them by not only getting the ring, BUT having a natural child birth. Or rather, as natural as can be had for a woman of a certain age.


At 50 years old, Janet has given birth to a son (which we at Verbal SLAPS predicted would be a son, because you know good and goddamn well her husband, Wissam Al Mana, was not ordering no daughter this late in the game) and they have decided to name the future Emperor – wait for it…

Eissa Al Mana.

Move over Blue, North, Saint, and all other kids of pop stars. This one right here?

Is the real deal.

Congrats to the couple and their healthy baby!!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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