Now, you all know we are no fans of Britney Spears. We don’t have time to list all the many reasons she isn’t worth a line on these pages.



When Britney gets IGNUNT and goes cray-cray!

No matter your stance on Team Britney, back in the day when she was crazy, we ALL were down for some Britney antics. We never knew from one day to the next what one of the world’s most beloved poptrixxx would do.

Beat a b*tch with an umbrella?

Marry a random man in Vegas?

Snatch her own wig?!

The list went on and muthaf*ckin’ ON.

And now comes word that Britney may be off her meds again and it is right up our alley.

According to sources, Brit-Brit checked herself into a 30-day mental health program at some ‘wellness’ center. With that news out there, of course Twitter blew up, with #FreeBritney becoming a movement and further proof that sans meds, Britney is likely to revisit the 2000s in ways that might have us reaching for the popcorn.

So, what’s the tea over with Camp Spears? Is she off her meds and going crazy all over again or is everything just being blown out of proportion?

If you see a buzz-headed woman running around Cali in a few days, you might want to take out your smartphone camera, call TMZ, and prepare to collect some checks. Cuz?

It’s (possibly) Britney, b*tch!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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