The 2016 Emmys just happened less than 24 hours ago, and after imbibing and judging celebrities from afar, we have finally rounded up those that managed to snatch our praise and release some verbal SLAPS for their sartorial selections of extreme f*ckery. Who made the list this year?

Let’s get straight to the action!

BEST DRESSED

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LOS ANGELES, CA – SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Angela Bassett arrives at the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

Angela Bassett

Only Bassett could make canary yellow sing like this. And in this stunner, the ageless beauty that is Angela has yet again made women half her age cry in a corner, proving that life is not fair!

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Kristen Bell

We are so used to seeing Kristen Bell play the best friend or dowdy girl in movies lately that we forget that she is actually a hot slut! The actress decided to release her glorious tittyballs in Zuhair Murad couture, and after this red carpet entry, there is no mistaking that The Bell…

has rung!

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Niecy Nash

Speaking of glorious tittyballs, Nash’s mantra for the evening was obviously to let the girls out to play in one of the biggest playgrounds for her craft. Bold curves, straight ahead!

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Taraji P. Henson

It has been said time and time again that is next to impossible to go wrong in Vera Wang and Henson proved the theory last night in the number. Who cares if she didn’t take home the Emmy? This dress deserves a prize all its own!

 

WORST DRESSED

Every year, there are a few actors that decide to forego common sense, fire their stylists, and hop on the red carpet without any help. The visual herpes that ensues renders many blind for hours. The offenders this year?

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Amy Poehler

The comedienne usually wears black to red carpet events because it’s safe and within her comfort zone. After seeing Poehler last night in this get-up that looks like it fell out of a geriatric’s closet, we strongly urge Amy to Winehouse it back and go back to black, immediately!

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Anna Chlumsky.

Since we don’t even know where to begin with this alleged outfit, we won’t even try. Two words, Anna?

Girl, BYE!

Honorable Mention

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LOS ANGELES, CA – SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Priyanka Chopra attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Priyanka Chopra

The color, the flow, and the cut gave Chopra an edge over most of the women on the red carpet last night, and in a few years, she may be regarded as a red carpet veteran to be reckoned with. Watch out, ladies!

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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