If you have not heard anything from Heather Locklear lately, don’t fret.

She’s been busy being a bad girl.

F*ck what you heard about Rihanna, it is always more fun when white girls get #WhiteGirlWasted. But it is even more fun when it happens to the good girls you never would have expected to fall in the ditch and then cling to the bottle.

Enter Heather Locklear.

Enter intoxication.

Enter Good Girls Gone IGNUNT!

For those that have not been following, Locklear has had a tough go of it the last few years, with rehab a place that she no longer has to GPS. This past weekend, the former Melrose Place star was taken into custody again and charged with batter, for?

Opening a can of whoop ass on the police and the ambulance attendants that were attempting to help her out.

 

According to reports,  an “extremely intoxicated” Locklear reached out and touched a police officer with a light case of assault and then high-kicked an EMT professional in a move that would make even Sammie Jo proud. After posting bail at $20,000, the actress was released back into the wild, er Los Angeles.

Heather

Locklear has been in the rehab centers before for mental health issues and alcohol abuse as she fights personal demons that obviously continue to mount. With this her SIXTH time in rehab, perhaps she needs a lucky 7 times before she gets with the damn program?

 

But if you thought the saga of the wayward blondes ended there, think again! In a move that even makes Britney cling to her wig, Locklear almost faced her own 5150 hold after family members claimed she tried to end her life. Locklear has a court hearing on August 23rd and we say pray for her, because this is actually a snowflake that we like!

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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