Here we thought RAID, bombs, and tear gas would eradicate the world of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, but as it turns out?
Robbery seems to be the answer!
As Blac Chyna continues to ascend and the Kardashian name falls into the dirty ditch where it belongs, it seems like another trollop from the First Family of Famewhores has been snatched inside her own home and although it is nowhere near her sister Kim Kardashian’s level, we’ll take it and we expect more stock to plummet in 5,4,3,2…
The least whorey of the bunch, Kendall (although that’s not really saying much, is it?) is the latest sister to get robbed in her own damn home. Now, us mere mortals know good and goddamn well how to lock up our precious valuables even when relatives come over, so why should we feel bad for these dumbasses when they have security inside their homes?
Hell to the NO!
According to reports, alleged model (insert eyeroll here) Kendall Jenner has now fired her security guard after being robbed in her LA home. So, Kendall had a party inside her house, the guard was posted up outside, yet she blames him?
Things that make you go, “Hmmmm“.
Among the items stolen were $200,000 in jewelry, including a Rolex and a Cartier watch. Kendall left her own party at midnight and when she returned, someone that was uninvited was allowed entry and voila?
Things are MIA.
So many questions, but who cares? WHY does Kendall even have watches when she cannot even tell time? Can this trick-a-lick not afford reliable surveillance cameras or more than one guard?
We hope this family is done and gone by the end of 2017.
Let us pray!