THOTs Ladies,

Don’t you just hate it when you get dumped right after you’ve bought just the right set of ass and tittyballs that you are sure your man will love? Well, that seems to be the case in the current on-going saga of Iggy Azalea and Nick Young, who have recently confirmed their split. And this time, it appears to be the real deal and now Iggy is back to the drawing board on how to culturally appropriate to riches.

According to reports, the alleged rapper caught Nick through camera footage she had installed in her home. This is what Iggy had to say about that revelation…

“I broke up with Nick because I found out he had brought other women into our home while I was away and caught them on the security footage.”


not even new tittyballs could keep Nick around

But the drama doesn’t stop there, folks. It also seems that there is a slight chance that Nick may have impregnated the mother of his 4-year old son, which apparently is news to Iggy, who counters with…

“I have never even been told by Nick that his baby mother is pregnant, so if this is true I’m finding out via E News. This is just like a second shot to the chest. And I feel like I don’t even know who the hell it is I’ve been loving all this time.”

Young’s babymama has already confirmed the pregnancy, but has since recanted, surely because she intends to cash in on the revelation once the proper news outlets send a check her way. Iggy, for her part, is not going to remain too dour, however. With her new tittyballs, new face, and district-sized assballs, she is now able to directly compete with the Klan of KKhlamydia, aka The Kardashians, so they’d better look out!

A new THOT is looking for a black man.

That NBA locker room is about to get hella-crowded!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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