They should come to us and we can get them some money right now! We have a digital camera, a Youtube account, and some rope and a few followers. We can guarantee them at least enough money to go to Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles…

Twice!!

The stars of the hit movie ‘Fifty Shades of Grey‘ are returning for a couple of sequels but before they do, they’re demanding the kind of checks that the stars of ‘Twilight‘ get. Paid only $250,000 for the first movie (mere pennies on the dollar by Hollywood standards), the two are looking to make it rain across their tittyballs and balls!

 

they want more moolah todo the sexy times!

 

The first film cost $40 million to make, so let’s see what these two can finagle out of the company for the next two films.

Stay tuned…

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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