Since the people over in the NFL announced that Justin Timberlake would be headlining the Half-Time Show, the stans for both Timberlake and Janet Jackson have drawn a clear line in the sand and if the two sides are ever to re-align themselves and form one cohesive unit, Justin will have to offer up an olive branch and include Miss Jackson in the festivities.
Word on the streets is that this may actually be in the making.
For those that don’t follow football, Super Bowl LII (that’s 52 for those of you that missed those few days in school) is set for Minneapolis, and currently, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis are scheduled to host a music festival in the city for ten days leading up game day. Since they are widely credited with giving Jackson her signature sound, there are hints and whispers that she will indeed be around to reclaim her rightful place as Empress of Pop by appearing during the show and erasing TittyBallGate from everyone’s medulla oblongatas. Says an insider:
“They are the Minnesota sound, so they are making sure the Minnesota sound is represented.”
The only way to make this night a resounding success is for Timberlake to bow down to Janet, lick her boots, and then they both kneel at the end of their set to send a message of unity that recognizes Colin Kaepernick, and will make the NFL ban them both all over again.