feel free to slide that credit card between ALL Krupa crevices…



aka, When Bad Clothes Happen to Marginally Talented People



And we’re going out on a limb by calling this trick marginally anything other than naked!


R.I.D., as in Rent Is Due!


Before today, we had only heard this tra-la-la-lop’s name but hadn’t the slightest who she was, where she came from, and who she sucked off to get there. But now?


But now?!



would anyone like some Krup-cake? Joanna on another red carpet looking for spare change…



The R.I.D. dress has made a return and just in time because as Joanna Krupa already knows…


Today is the first of the month!


And before you call this slut shaming, folx, remember this:


You cannot shame true sluts for they have none.


Joanna Krupa, as we have learned by googling the words ‘Miami’ and ‘THOT’ is the former Real Housewives of Miami starlet that cannot get past the fact that her state of relevancy is damn near over. Krupa is not one to take this news kneeling sitting down and has resorted to ramped up skankerization to get some headlines.


Enter distress.

Enter this dress.

Enter a hot ass mess.


LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 30: Joanna Krupa arrives at the PETA's 35th Anniversary Party at Hollywood Palladium on September 30, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

Joanna Krupa arrives at the PETA’s 35th Anniversary Party looking for a benefactor to pay her R-E-N-T!




Joanna appeared at PETA’s 35th annual bash clad in something that barely covered her glorious tittyballs or her clitscuits©. As winter approaches, we warn that someone is gonna have to hand Krupa’s chocha a few Kleenex before it sneezes and flings residont©

  on anyone within a ten feet radius.


This isn’t Krupa’s first time baring more than her soul and we guarantee that it won’t be her last. The question of the day, however, remains…


Did she pay that rent?!






Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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