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Just when we thought those Kardashians were good for nothing but sucking peen in corners, pimping underage children backstage, and threatening the world with a lethal STD known as KKhlamydia, it looks as if the klan that common sense forgot has given the world a blessing after all.

They have found a cure for diabetes, laziness, and overall WTF-ness!

Behold, Blac Chyna!

According to reports, the former flame of Tyga (Kylie Jenner’s current man), has snatched up the child that Kris Jenner wishes she could hurl back into her cavern and start over with again. By lying down with Blac, Rob has committed heresy of the ultimate caliber, at least according to his sisters.

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Khloe, his closest sibling, has even gone for the jugular, carrying her asses onto her social media to spew venom. And since Rob lives with Khloe, we’ve gotta ask…

Is Blac Chyna allowed over for overnights?

If there is a God, Blac Chyna will be pregnant by summer.

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And will Blac tattoo Rob’s name on her body as well after only a few days?

Stay tuned…

 

 

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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