Imagine a place in the world where the Kardashian ‘brand’ has not reached your shores? How amazing must that be?
Well, that time is over for Cuba, which has just been exposed to a new strain of STD that will be impossible to eradicate.
Enter infection-laden THOTS.
Enter penicillin, Amoxycillin, and other anti-viral drugs.
Kim, Kanye, and the rest of that famewhorin’ KKlan descended upon the formerly un-bothered island and immediately had the natives whispering to one another in Spanish…
“who ARE these hookers?!”
Of course, the Kardashians weren’t paying attention to the natives because they were too busy taking selfies and doing what they do best:
When you hear about Cubans complaining of unexplained rashes and sudden vomiting, you will all know exactly who and what caused it.
Save yourselves, Cuba!