‘Kocktails with Khloe’ failed because of Lamar? Things that make you go ‘hmmmm…’

Sorry that we had to go down on you like a Tijuana hooker in a darkly lit alley.

A Kardashian in an NBA locker room.

Verbal SLAPS was in ordeals, chile!


But now, we are back with a vengeance and ready to slang it like it’s never been slung!

Are you ready?

Let’s go!

Remember when we all thought Khloe was winning, wining, winning? KK had a man to bring to the red carpets as her standby jump-off (read: Lamar) rehabilitated his mind, body, spirit. Everyone knew Khloe was just waiting for her husband to graduate from the crackery so they could get back together and live happily ever after with 2.5 Chewbacca chirrenz.

(our apologies to any Wookies out there)

But Lamar apparently loves the residue life a bit too hard and can’t let go, so Khloe is pulling the plug on their marriage so she can find another NBA player to wife her and knock her up.She has run to her social media to cry a river over her new stance:

“We have to learn to stop taking on peoples problems as if they are our own. Loving people does not mean we have to carry their burdens and confusions on our back.You forcing your beliefs and dreams down ones throat is only going to cause resentment and possibly manifest deeper issues. Possibly to the point of no return.Don’t lose yourself by trying to fix what’s meant to stay broken.”


we never said Khloe always has attractive spares. But she always has them…

At Verbal SLAPS, we really would like to see these two back together and happy.

Simply because we want to see how busted their offspring would look!

Don’t act like you weren’t thinking it!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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