How else to sum up her latest sh*tnaningans of foolishness and utter f*ckery? We thought Kim was at least WOKE enough to know that you don’t come for royalty, ever. But alas, being married to the biggest bitch int he game has screwed up her medulla oblongata so much that she doesn’t know what true talent, grace, and royalty is.

Allow us to teach a THOT.

CuntversationalistBy now, you’ve all seen her new nude shots. Not the be confused with the ones from two weeks ago, or last week, but the ones from just 48 hours ago. Surely, at this rate, there is at least one Kardashian naked somewhere in the world at any given point and time so this is hardly the news, right?


The real news is that shots have been fired from balconies that usually are gun-free.

Enter Bette Midler.

Enter Chloe Grace Moretz.

Enter the gauntlet.


one of these women is talented. The other one? Swallows…

Now, those of us blessed with common sense know that talent doesn’t lie in your ass or else the Kardashian Klan would have the market cornered. Instead, they’re just standing on virtual corners and slinging all their crevices for the world to see. A fact that Bette pointed out with this tweet…

Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen, she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.

– verbal SLAP

Nice one, Better, but everyone knows that is not what Kardashians prefer to swallow.

A few balconies away, actress Chloe Grace Moretz laughed and retweeted, which set off Mrs. Kanye West, who then proceeded to drum up some business (ie: attention) by running to her own Twitter page with the following replies to The Divine Miss M and Miss Moretz…



Bette probably left her a blank check for an STD clinic and a prescription for Plan B. But Kimmy K was not done, coming for Chloe next…

File this one under ‘When Famewhores Attack’. There’s nothing to see here, folx.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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