Kris, here with Yolanda Foster, is an incestuous slore


You know what they say…

You can never keep a true THOT down for long.

So, is it really all that shocking to hear that Kris Jenner, mother of a herd of whores, aka #whordes©, has just been recently linked to David Foster?

According to reports, the two were seen at Craig’s in Los Angeles on a dinner date. And anyone that’s anyone knows that Craig’s is not the place to go if you don’t want to be seen in La La Land.



Meanwhile, Caitlyn is over here like, “Where’s MY c*ck?!”

Kris Jenner is on a mission for some upwardly ho-bile action after her ex, Caitlyn Jenner, flew the coup and a lot of her thunder. Now that Donald Trump and his brood of f*ckery have taken the Kardashian Klan out of the spotlight, Kris is probably looking to get some head(lines).

Does it matter that David Foster was married to the former Bruce Jenner’s ex-wife? Does it matter that Kris Jenner and David Foster are essentially the stepparents of Brandon and Brody Jenner?

Apparently not to THOT!


who would like some KKhlamydia kisses?

Does it even matter that Kris is still getting black peen from boyfriend Corey Gamble?

Well, we all know Kris can juggle peens.

She’s been doing it for years!


Stay tuned…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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