The famwhoriest of couples known to mankind on the planet, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, are about to sell their Bel-Air home and possibly expose some unsuspecting family to khlamydia©, exorbitant amounts of arrogance, and other forms of f*ckery.


According to reports, the two are selling the house they bought in 2013 for $9 million dollars and are asking $20 million for anyone that wants to move into it. Already, L.A. real estate analysts proclaim that these two douches will definitely get their asking fee and that a bidding war could potentially ensue.



To add even further WTF-ness to the mix is the two never even lived there, splitting their time between Kim’s original pimp, Kris Jenner, and a nearby home in Hidden Hills.


And the rich get richer…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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