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 get off that couch and get your daughter, Caitlyn!

Most teenagers would have a hissy fit if their parents cut them off financially, but most teenagers (thank GOD) aren’t Kyle Jenner and the THOTlette of our times didn’t skip a beat once her former pimp, Kris Jenner, snatched all the credit cards from her clutches.

 

Instead, the teenager simply switched corners, spread her legs, and flew directly to the bank with her newfound millions as a reality star, glamorized jailbait, and clothier. Says Kylie…

 

Kylie Jenner and Tyga head out to see a movie in downtown Los Angeles Pictured: Kylie Jenner and Tyga Ref: SPL1048774  080615   Picture by: Fern / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles:	310-821-2666 New York:	212-619-2666 London:	870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com

Kylie has Tyga to oversee her corner now. Kris Jenner has been fired from pimpin’ her!

 

“My mom cut me off financially three years ago,” she said. “I pay for everything — my car, my gas and food, as well as my clothes.”

 

 

To which we say…

 

What clothes?!

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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