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Kylie Jenner Is Doing Everything EXCEPT Standing on a Corner


dear teens: this is NOT a family to emulate

If it’s not a Kardashian in the news, it’s a Jenner.

As if there’s a difference.

As we predickted months ago, little Kylie is poised to give big sister Kim
a run for her famewhorish money when it comes to headlines and it is
coming  sooner than later. After Coochella-gate, Kylie isn’t about to
let the attention leave her backside.

Trending on Twitter right now?

then why exactly ARE you here, Jylie?

The #kyliejennerchallenge: it involves lips, a Mason jar, and lots of pain.
Girls all over the world are trying their damnedest to get some bee stung
lips and Gosh-darn-it…Kylie’s here to help! As a role model, Kylie’s
little challenge has already resulted in countless ‘fans’ that are
experiencing bruises that require hospitalization.

Parents, hide your daughters and pray for the next generation.

God help us all….

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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