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Kylie vs. Kylie

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‘The Princess of Pop vs. The Princess of THOTs!

Like this should even be considered a contest, but apparently Kylie Jenner thinks she is the only Kylie worth knowing in the world. Well, anyone that knows their way around the locomotion knows this is lie-tellin’ at its most grandiose and f*ckerized. When it comes to the name Kylie, there is only one.

Enter Kylie Minogue.

Enter a queen of pop.

Exit imposter trixxx!

remove the FemTHOT

remove the FemTHOT

According to sources, Kylie Jenner was feeling herself when she decided to apply to have the name Kylie trademarked, claiming it is most identifiable with her. She must have had that confused with rest stops, glory holes, and other locales of skankery.

But fret not, Kylie Minogue fans!

When Team Minogue heard about this obvious injustice, they sashayed and threw a wrench in the game by accusing Team Jenner of theft. As far as the world is concerned Kylie Minogue is a true source of entertainment, while Team Kylie Jenner is merely a ditch of damnation. And when Team Minogue called Kylie Jenner’s brand out as a “secondary reality television personality”?

You KNOW we got our L I F E!

Have a seat, Miss Jenner.

Royalty has entered the domain!

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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