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Lashana Lynch Is The New ‘007’

For well over two decades, there has been speculation about replacing James Bond with a woman.

Angelina Jolie?

Sharon Stone?


How about Lashana Lynch?

If you don’t know her name yet, by this time next year, all eyes and ears will be on the acclaimed British actress, who reportedly has been cast to take over as 007 in the upcoming Bond film opposite Daniel Craig.

According to sources familiar to the script (penned by Phoebe Waller-Briggs), Lynch will pop up in a pivotal scene in the movie, when 007 is introduced as a beautiful black woman.

Says an insider:

“It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman. Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed. Well, certainly not at the beginning.”

And in another fitting move in tune with the current #MeToo movement, all Bond girls are heretofore addressed as ‘Bond WOMEN.”

How’s that for progress?

Fans can currently see Lynch in Captain Marvel portraying pilot and best friend to the superhero, Maria Rambeau.

Stay tuned…

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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