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Lindsay Lohan & The Curious Case Of Ginger Goldilocks



If the current rumors are true, it will send women into a severe tailspin to end all tailspins. Word on the streets is that The Strawberry Snortcake©, who has battled more pills and potions than all the stars of Valley of the Dolls combined, is engaged to be married to her boyfriend of several months Egor Tarabasov.


The actress caused a scene when she appeared on stage at a Duran Duran concert in new York flashing a huge emerald on that finger, as both her parents sat in the audience.

That’s right.


You know something in the milk ain’t clean if both Lohan parents – who have the nostrils and knuckles of true trailer park trash – have put their differences aside to be in the same room with their offspring. But of course they’re going to put aside the in-fighting for now. A billionaire can buy a lot of coke and post a lot of bail!


Nothing has been confirmed yet, however, and speculation is still mounting. It may just be on that hand because it cannot fit on any other ones, considering it was bought for her at a recent auction. But if anyone can get a billionaire to say, “I do”, it just might be The Un-Hinged Ginge.

Stay tuned…

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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