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Lindsay Lohan’s Alter-Ego, The Strawberry Snortcake, Returns!


Lindsay Lohan

File this one under Lindsay Lohan Would Fuck Up A Wet Dream. How else to explain the starlet going from crackhead to billionaire boyfriend to being choked out?


For those that thought Lohan was finally on a straight path? The road just got bent, crooked, and all kinds of f*ckerized. Claiming physical abuse, cheating, and a babything on the way, Lohan kicked fiancé Egor Tarabasov out of her house in London as the paparazzi snapped away. Ever the dramatic actress, Lohan then hopped on her social media to let the world know she was expecting a borderline crackbaby. But quicker than you can say ‘Sybil’, Lindsay hopped on her Instagram account to issue this plea…

“I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness . . . We all make mistakes . . . Maybe things can be fixed . . . Maybe not . . . I hope they can.”

And in typical white trash, Tonya Harding, trailer park fashion, The Strawberry Snortcake has not returned the ring.

Let the church say…

Girl, BYE!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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