File this one under Lindsay Lohan Would Fuck Up A Wet Dream. How else to explain the starlet going from crackhead to billionaire boyfriend to being choked out?
For those that thought Lohan was finally on a straight path? The road just got bent, crooked, and all kinds of f*ckerized. Claiming physical abuse, cheating, and a babything on the way, Lohan kicked fiancé Egor Tarabasov out of her house in London as the paparazzi snapped away. Ever the dramatic actress, Lohan then hopped on her social media to let the world know she was expecting a borderline crackbaby. But quicker than you can say ‘Sybil’, Lindsay hopped on her Instagram account to issue this plea…
“I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness . . . We all make mistakes . . . Maybe things can be fixed . . . Maybe not . . . I hope they can.”
And in typical white trash, Tonya Harding, trailer park fashion, The Strawberry Snortcake has not returned the ring.
Let the church say…