If you’re wondering why we are still discussing the Met Gala a few days after it ended, we have to admit that we didn’t get the full frontal fuckery of it all. We had to go back and see things from different point of view.
Enter clitscuits couture.
Enter the return of the R.I.D. Dress.
Now if you’ve been wondering where it’s been hiding the past few months, it more than likely was hanging in one of the Kardashian-Jenner closets after being steam cleaned for massive vats of ‘Lewinsky seepage’.
But oh how it has transformed and returned! The R.I.D. is always evolving with the times!
And can we blame Ms. Ciccone? Because times have changed for pop stars and not in the best of ways. With each passing year, they’re wearing less clothes and putting Playboy out of business. Just looking at her contenders, Madge knew she had to do something…
And so she did, serving us crevice couture!!
Now we all know that Vadge should never have to worry about her landlord knocking on her door and asking for the rent in any of the homes she has around the world, but this dress (or attempt at one anyway) clearly says a few things…
- “Where is my corner?”
- “Party in the back, front, and possibly the side? You decide!”
- The buck does NOT stop here or there or even THERE
There’s nothing more entertaining than poptrixxx starved for attention and that’s exactly what we have here. How is this going to help her win her custody case for little boy Rocco? When your mama looks like a truckstop hooker hiding in the last stall at the rest stop?
The odds are most definitely NOT in your favor.