We ain’t mad at her!
It’s the dawn of a new day, so as we like to say…
Get yo’ life AND yo’ check, boo!
According to TMZ, the matriarch of ‘Honey Boo Boo’, Mama June, is bypassing the corner and taking her cakes and other considerable pastries to the strip club!
Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club in Pompano Beach is booking her for a $5,500 ‘meat & greet’ for her fans, where they will get the VIP treatment, with first class airfare and deluxe hotel accommodations.
For the chubby chasers out there, don’t expect a completely naked Mama June. She’s not exactly a Kardashian, but since she has lost 45 pounds, expect her to show off her svelter figure.
The Kardashians just have their fat re-distributed! At least June has an OUNCE of plausible talent!