And in typical Kennedy fashion, Maria is still legally married to her husband while hopping around town with another man.

We all remember where we were when Arnold Schwarzenegger was discovered to be cheating on Maria with the maid, but that still has not officially ended their marriage – even five years later.

We don’t know why they have yet to end it on paper because both of them have insignificant significant others now, but it might be all that mon-AY. Once it is split, Maria will be able to buy herself a new outlook on life.

We’ll be back…to report on this later.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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