The fact that these two stayed together as long as they did is a miracle in and of itself, but after 18 years of marriage, one of Hollywood’s power couples have finally parted ways with a finalized divorce decree.
Griffith, 57, and Banderas, 54, who share a daughter Stella Banderas, 18, are now free to share their plasticized ass and tittyballs and wrinkles with other parties until the wheels break off.
But fret not, folx.
We still have the bland oatmeal that is Dakota Johnson to remind us that Hollywood always has their own spawn to pimp out.
And who will Melanie work it out on next?
Your guess is as good as ours!