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Noah Cyrus & The Curious Case of THOT-in-Training

File this one under “Can this prostitot be saved?”



In further proof that when it comes to Hollywood spawn, the THOT fruit doesn’t fall far from the THOT tree, Miley Cyrus’ younger sister (and clearly the baton snatcher to Kylie’s recently vacated jailbait crown) Noah Cyrus appeared at her friend’s 18th birthday party looking as if she had either just left the corner or the pole or was headed there immediately thereafter.


Giving serious THOTlette brilliance, Cyrus’ little sister sashayed her barely pubescent wares at Kylie’s party as if her reputation depended on it. And trust us: when you claim besties like Kylie Jenner, it possibly might.



all that’s missing is the portable stripper pole…



And we should slap ourselves for thinking that we’d be free of underage quasi-hooker, PY-Thots© in our midsts.


We stand corrected.




Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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