If you saw Orlando Bloom last week and thought there were weddings bells in their future, you’d better click the refresh button and think again, because?

Selena Gomez has landed and put a kibosh on that dream!

TMZ has busted the new duo, were seen getting so cozy that DNA was almost definitely swapped, photos that are sure to upset Team Katy and her legion of pop fans.


Selena, who has dated the likes of Justin Bieber in the past, has clearly upgraded and moved on with her young life. Orlando, for his part, has gone from supermodel to pop diva to Disney jailbait so quick that heads are going to turn, roll, pop off, and then fly down the lane. We know Selena is 23, but she still looks 16, so we’d be crazy to ignore this fact.


We stand behind, beside, over, and under this new union because Katy Perry boring, makes us yawn incessantly, and we still remember what she looks like…


never forget!

without MAC.


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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