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Posh Spice Will F*ck Up Your Check!

The Spice Girls are returning but with a little less spice.

Let’s dub her ‘Po Spice’.

Not that the other girls are not getting PAID on their brief UK tour return – to the tune of $3 million each – and that figure is set to climb if they can fill all of the seats.

But will they be able to when one of the Girls is MIA?


Victoria Beckham, even thought she is allegedly losing millions with her fashion line and could probably lose the check – is sitting this tour out as the Spice Girls hit the road in the summer of 2019. For just six days of work, each Girl is slated to rake in $3.2 million each.

The money could get a lot sweeter if they sell out the first leg and throw in a second one outside the United Kingdom. Should that happen, they could get roughly $6.5 million each.


Posh has always been the thorn in the Girls’ side when it comes to reuniting and raking in that dough. Now, everyone knows Posh won’t be there doing anything but lip-syncing for her life, but she should still be there to show off her latest injectable fillers!

The other news in all of this? The Spice Girls could have cleared $13 million each had Posh signed on the dotted line. That figure alone should be enough to make the Girls want to meet Posh in a dimly lit parking lot and fling her into a trash bin!

Perhaps they should record a new single or two and make a bit of coin that way? It’s not like they ever use Posh’s non-vocals anyway!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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