Obama’s reaction when told what Kardashian-Jenners do for ‘work’


It should probably be against the law for an sitting President to even be in the same room as a Kardashian-Jenner, but that was exactly the case over the weekend when President Obama was face to face with alleged supermodel Kendall Jenner for the White House Correspondent’s Dinner on Saturday, where he bumped into her and immediately began to make a mental note to fire the person in charge of invitees. Ever the famewhore, Kendall ran to her Snapchat account to boast about meeting Obama….

“I just met Obama and this is how I feel. He was like, ‘Say hi to Kim and Kanye,. I was like ‘Okay.'”


And when pressed about Kendall purpose in the world, President Obama issued an undercover verbal slap:


“Kendall Jenner is also here. And we had a chance to meet backstage. She seems like a very nice young woman. I’m not exactly sure what she does. But I am told that my Twitter mentions are about to go through the roof.”


the only work Jenners do involves injectable fillers, Botox, and other forms of facial sorcery

Oh, Mr. President, don’t be coy. You know exactly what this family does: famewhore, swallow half the NBA, and make sex tapes. You know, the prerequisites to being a reality star these days. Or in other words?

Not a goddamn thing.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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