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Renee Zellweger’s New Face Has Finally Settled In

 

Remember when Renee Zellweger appeared on the red carpet looking like this….

 

 before & after plastic surgery f*ckery

 

Well, we were a bit scared for her, but not too much. We already knew
the truth and Renee didn’t listen to her plastic surgeon. Instead of
holing up in a cavern until her snatched face settled in, Renee
decided to go out and show the world her new Etch&Sketch-a-Face before
it was ready for public viewing.

Computer said NO.

But now, the invisible sutures and swelling are gone and subsided and
she is looking more like her squinty-eyed self. And just in the nick
of time! Before someone called the Witness Protection Program. Here is
a photo of Renee out this week.

 

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A few more weeks yet and her own mother may recognize her again….

 

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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