Remember when Renee Zellweger appeared on the red carpet looking like this….
before & after plastic surgery f*ckery
Well, we were a bit scared for her, but not too much. We already knew
the truth and Renee didn’t listen to her plastic surgeon. Instead of
holing up in a cavern until her snatched face settled in, Renee
decided to go out and show the world her new Etch&Sketch-a-Face before
it was ready for public viewing.
Computer said NO.
But now, the invisible sutures and swelling are gone and subsided and
she is looking more like her squinty-eyed self. And just in the nick
of time! Before someone called the Witness Protection Program. Here is
a photo of Renee out this week.
A few more weeks yet and her own mother may recognize her again….