They’ve only been together for a couple of weeks according to reports, but at Verbal SLAPS, we don’t need any verification to know when a muthaf*cka is turned out, trickerized, and assASSinated!
Enter Rob Kardashian.
Enter Blac Chyna.
Exit Rob Kardashian.
As in out of the state of California to rescue his THOT in distress!
Initially, the report was that Blac Chyna was merely intoxicated upon being arrested at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport. Upon further inspection, however, it came to light that Tyga’s baby mama and Kylie Jenner’s arch nemesis was not just inebriated, but she was smuggling happy pills in her purse!
We don’t even know why Angela Renee White (her real non-THOT name) needed those pills! She should be ecstatic that she has fairly nabbed a man with real money. Or at least nabbed a man with access to some serious dough! Anyway, once Rob heard about Blac’s melee, he did what any doting boyfriend would.
Drove across several states and time zones to bail his boo out the clink!
With bail set at $8,000, Rob used his mama’s cash to get her out and then Blac was swiftly charged with possession of a controlled substance.
And they were not talking about her potential anal leaks, either!
How long will this relationship last?
We hope at least long enough for a sex tape!
Please 2016, give us that!