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ScarJo Issues Verbal SLAP to Ivanka Trump



Well isn’t this hotter than an episode of G.L.O.W. or what?!

It seems everyone is getting into the game that everyone can play: Slap-a-Trump!


Enter Black Widow.

Enter ScarJo.

Enter the verbal slap heard round the world.

have you sprayed a little COMPLICIT between your store-bought tittyballs yet, as instructed by Istanka?

After debuting her impersonation of America’s leading #Nepotista©, Ivanka Trump (aka #HalfwayFLOTUS©), Scarlett Johansson had more to say about the woman America is counting on not to allow Donald Trump not to blow us all to Kingdom Come. At the 8th annual Women in the World Summit in NYC on Thursday, Johansson put down her bottle of Ivanka-backed perfume ‘Complicit’ and basically read Istanka like the trashy novella she is…


“I thought to myself, ‘Well that’s empowering. If you take a job as a public advocate, then you must advocate publicly. It’s such an old-fashioned concept that to be a powerful woman you can’t appear to be concerned [with appearances. Screw that, it’s so old-fashioned, it’s so uninspired and actually really cowardly.”

– verbal SLAP

ScarJo better watch her back or she may find herself soon strangled and scorched by one of Ivanka’s lovely highly flammable scarves.


You know those Trumps don’t play fair and Ivanka can always buy another new nose and tittyball set.

Sorry, Tiffany. They’re still hiding the funds you so desperately need.

Istanka can’t loan her sister some dough for at *least* some bangs to cover that 6-head? Chiiiiiiile
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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