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Simon Cowell Issues Verbal SLAP to Zayn Malik


No one has heard from Simon Cowell in ages, which means that this latest release is an obvious way to seep back into the spotlight on the backs of someone more relevant. Luckily for Cowell, he doesn’t have to go far to get some head(lines). And after all, he always has something to say….



Cowell had this to say about Malik’s departure from the biggest boyband of the moment:


“He’s a fantastic singer. Um, look, he’s got to get his head together a
little bit. He needs some time on his own, as he said, to be a normal 22-year-old, which he’s gonna have.”


We think Zayn should go solo and prove everyone wrong.


Your thoughts?

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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