Famewhore Foibles Award:  Kim Kardashian

After seeing her any and everywhere for the last ten years, the one thing that finally ended up cutting Kim Kardashian’s camera time short was getting bound and gagged in a boutique Paris residence dripping in diamonds, which were eventually stolen. As the rest of the world questioned if she was actually assaulted and robbed, the reality star disappeared from the corner and into the shadows, where she belongs. 


Verbal Laceration Award: ‘Hamilton’ cast

As Vice-President Elect Mike Pence stood in attendance, the cast of ‘Hamilton’ took the perfect moment to educate the incoming conservative about the many colors that make up the America reality. They’re not all lily white and Republican. 

Let’s hope he took the advice to Agent Orange.


Nepotista of the Year Award: Ivanka Trump

 Perhaps Daddy did know best way back in the day when he went all out to give Ivanka the face and tittyballs necessary to take it to the next level. Now, she is positioned not only to be ‘First THOTr’, but if current rumors are any indication, she may be sharing the title of #HOTUS with her stepmother.

Watch your back, Melania! Ivanka is a dangerous nepotista that has never heard the word NO.



The Check That Oil Award: Amber Rose

Look who’s getting the last laugh in 2016! After being called out by the Kardashians, Kanye, and even her ex-husband and father of her child, Amber Rose proved that she will check that oil, cash that check, and run off into the sunset leaving you wanting more more more!



Athlete of the Year Award: Simone Biles

As part of the ‘Fab Five’ Olympic gymnastics team, Simone Biles didn’t just make history, she shattered it. What set her even further apart from the pack was her grace under fire via social media. And to top it off, a kiss from heart throb Zac Efron?

Yeah, she is the golden girl.


The Little Movement That Could: Black Lives Matter

No one could stop it because it was everywhere you DIDN’T want it to be. This movement was more than just televised. It was all over social media and proved to be an unstoppable force towards changing the status quo.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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